zodiacsociety:

Sex Position For Each Zodiac Sign!
How To Seduce Each Zodiac Sign
Zodiac Signs Being Drunk
If Each Zodiac Sign Was a Drug
do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

This Family Always Knew There Was A Metal Door In Their Backyard. Well, They Finally Opened It...


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frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

leanslimfit:
sophisticatedsarcasm:
this is important
"No" is a complete sentence. You don’t have to justify why. "No" is enough.
 

Zodiac Signs Being Drunk


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loverofprod:

Seriously love this


champagne-paradise:

clannyphantom:

"free shipping"

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"…on orders over $100"

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Trueeeeee looool

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automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

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kanyewesticle:

I’m speechless.


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Anonymous asked: lol can u screenshot his comment about the selfie girl?

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alipuhpuh:

relahvant:

they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny

and their freakin phones and make-up


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morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug

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